Smiffys Western Gunman Cowboy Hat

Listen here: Out here in the west, we don’t take too kindly to any Kmart Cowboys, if you know what we mean (actually, we didn’t know what it meant the first time we heard it, either, so let us explain: It means a person who wears the whole cowboy ensemble thing without actually knowing how to be a cowboy…which – and stop us if we’re the only ones who’ve thought of this – did they even have Kmarts back in the day of the real cowboys? And if not, who came up with that phrase? And why do they hate Kmarts so much? What did a Kmart ever do to them?)

But we’re getting off track! The point is, if you’re gonna wear this here Western Gunman Cowboy Hat, you better be able to back it up, partner! And that means…well, playing cards, and…and drinking whiskey, for sure…and…well, probably just walking tough like a cowboy and talking about horses a lot. We don’t know! We’ve only watched a bunch of western movies, but those were years ago and it seems like times have totally changed since then! Sigh. Anyway. Just get the hat. The one thing we do know is that it’ll make you look cool. Cool? Cool..