Smiffys Ornate Cross Pendant

We think this Ornate Cross Pendant may be infused with the power to perform exorcisms, and you’re welcome to try it out on your family, but we can’t claim any responsibility for adverse effects like risen demons, irreversibly cursed siblings, and/or no effect at all. We said “we think” it may! Anyway, consult an expert before you go buying books of spells, or whatever. Minimize your damage.

On the surface, it is just a cool costume accessory, after all! If you’re looking for more utility out of your Halloween bling, though, might we recommend holding this tight around any cloaked figures with pale faces and sharp canine teeth? In a dark alley, on your way home from the costume party, next to one of those types, this cross pendant might just be your saving grace!