Rubies Costume Co. Inc Kids Michael Jackson Wig

There are very few downsides to sporting this Kid’s Michael Jackson Wig. In fact, we believe we’ve whittled it down to just one. And the good news is that you can turn that negative into an overwhelming positive: everyone is going to request the moonwalk.

You better start practicing now, because it’s sure to happen! Like seriously. We tested it. We wore these to our annual job fair while recruiting talented costume designers, and it sort of blew up in our faces. Not that we weren’t prepared to perform perfect moonwalks for anyone who happened to ask, but we weren’t prepared to do so at the expense of any real recruiting. It was two hours of zero-gravity pop magic and zero signatures… Anyway, be prepared to moonwalk. And maybe don’t wear this at work.