H.M. Smallwares Adult Yellow Fedora Hat

If there’s one thing we respect, it’s building a career around getting into other peoples’ business! If we had a dime for every time we wanted to follow a juicy piece of gossip, we’d be private dicks swimming with fishes made of gold! You get a bug in your ear and you follow it to the end, even if it means getting shot full of lead or wearin’ some new cement shoes! It’s all in a day’s work when you’re one of the world’s most famous detectives, but luckily for you, the job’s not all eyeballs and machine guns – there’s also zoot suits, big band riots, and a pocketful of dangerous dames!

If you don’t understand a word we’re sayin’, then get in line, bub, cause we don’t, either! But apparently this is how they talked back in the ol’ detective noir days, so we’re givin’ it a rip! And now you can, too, in this Adult Yellow Fedora Hat! You’ll be a regular Dick Tracy, and you didn’t even have to skirt the mob to do it!