Forum Novelties, Inc Silver Pirate Hook

Has your life of piracy recently caught up with you? You were living the highlife for a while. The ship you were on, The Queen Anne’s Revenge, was Edward (Blackbeard) Teach’s flagship. You laid claim to a lot of gold before one fateful day when you were taking a ship, a Royal Navy man took your hand with his scabbard. The surgeon managed to save your life. But after that you knew your days on Queen Anne’s Revenge were over. You took your part of the gold, and got off in Nantes, France.

Now here you are. Handless. This Silver Pirate Hook will cost you but little of your gold. And while it won’t be a replacement for your hand, you can still get back on a ship if you would like. You can sail the seas again. The spray of salt water on your face, wind in your hair, and hold in your good hand. Just be glad you got off Blackbeard’s ship when you did, we hear many of his crew died when he ran it ashore.