California Costume Collection Marie Antoinette Wig

Most of the time, it is good to be the queen. But every few centuries, it doesn’t seem like anybody in the world has a tougher job! After all, there’s not much you can do to calm a public hell-bent on destroying the monarchy when ‘journalists’ keep making up stories about your extravagant personal life, or putting words in your mouth!

What’s so wrong with wishing pastries upon people, anyway? To us, that seems like common courtesy, especially for someone’s special day—and when you’re talking to an entire nation, it’s got to be somebody’s date of birth! Maybe we’re missing some of the nuance here.

Well, even your jeering public will have to admit that you look very dignified in this elegant wig. And it might not be much consolation on the way to the guillotine, but in the future you’re going to earn some major kudos for your uncompromising sense of style!